Checklist for the countdown

Stroller - yes
Cradle - yes
Baby carrier - yes
Car seat - yes
An insane amount of 0-3 month baby clothes - yes
Johnson's baby shampoo - NOT TO BE FOUND

I'm sure the French have something that will work just as well but there's no way I can use Boo as a test subject for some unknown product. Her dad and I will sacrifice our eyes until we find something that truly is "tear free".